Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Friend: On Saturday I stayed in and watched movies with my boyfriend, and then he cooked breakfast the next morning. Sooo cute. What about you?
Me: Oh cool… I shoved needles through a guy’s balls, and fisted someone’s ass.
I’ll be back in perth for good which im excited about
I know its been a while… keen to get back to perth next month
But how are you?